Musings With Kathy Griffin
“I don’t like kale. I actually think kale tastes like shredded cardboard that’s good for me. I will actually eat kale because of Suzanne Somers. Anything dietary, I rely on the imaginary Suzanne Somers clinic. She was organic long before it was cool.”
“Of course, for any financial matters, I will do anything Suze Orman does. She is my financial Christian Grey. I will sign a contract with Suze Orman. She has never steered me wrong.”
“I have a dependent named Maggie Griffin, and she is an alcoholic. My mother turned 95 on June 10. I shouldn’t be giving her this much shit. The other day, my mom emailed me in all caps, because she yells at me even over email. You know what I’ve learned about my 95-year-old mom? She’s kind of like Caitlyn [Jenner], and it’s all about acceptance. I am open to the idea that if my mother wants to transition at 95, that’s okay.”
on Aug 18, 2015