In case of emergency: East End SWAT teams

reminds me of the Village's purchase of Dodge Charger hot rods for all those high-speed chases on village streets. (recently)" Mar 3, 10 7:27 PM

Suffolk County Police officer accidentally shoots self in foot at Westhampton range

cop shoots self in the foot. perhaps a future politico?" Jun 20, 10 11:19 PM

New proposal for religious boundary on public roads spurs questions in Westhampton Beach

If anyone should be concerned about the appearance of noodles in public places, fear not! The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't ask that I do this, it's just my way of asserting my faith. I'm getting nowhere in my efforts to have National Talk Like A Pirate Day (9/19) declared a legal holiday, but we'll see what happens after the mid-term elections. All hail the FSM! Ramen" Sep 5, 10 11:27 AM

Once one has been touched by His Noodly Appendage, one becomes emancipated from mental slavery and these debates become silly. Pastafarians know this avoid all silliness. After all, WWFSMD?? " Sep 5, 10 3:13 PM

I hit "submit" once, and it posted twice.....its a sign! A sign I tell ya!!" Sep 5, 10 3:20 PM

Chabad of Southampton wins Planning Board approval

A better headline would read "Planning Board approves Intelligent Design at Chabad of Southampton"" Sep 23, 10 12:05 PM

Court dismisses Konrad's claims of defamation

The offense of frequently exciting and stirring up lawsuits and quarrels is legally termed "barratry''. Something a lawyer should be aware of." Sep 27, 10 7:28 PM

Demolition crews still at work at Quogue gas station

This is great news! Free air for my bicycle tires LOCALLY!!" Sep 27, 10 7:52 PM

Hampton Bays man makes 300th blood donation

my hat's off to you, sir!" Sep 27, 10 8:20 PM

Demolition crews still at work at Quogue gas station

I think Hess stations are the only ones that still provide free air. A smart, consumer-friendly move on their part, IMO." Sep 29, 10 10:45 AM

Couple stalls wind turbine plans

Chaos, strange attractors, (im)predictability. I'm not talking about Town Hall here, but a dynamic system wherein a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil may produce a tornado in Texas. Imagine the potential for devastation surrounding one of these contraptions! Won't someone please think of the children?! (oh yeah, birds too)" Oct 2, 10 3:00 PM

Army Corps recommends major sand movements

Mama Nature calls it "littoral drift" and she wants us to leave her alone." Oct 2, 10 3:18 PM

Debate over Jewish religious boundary begins to heat up

Grilling thee lamb will limit thy followers. Chasing frosty beer with Sauvignon blanc is a blasphemous act in MY coincidentally recently-formed religion. Thou wouldst suffer eternity in Hangover Hell" Oct 3, 10 4:15 AM

H1b visa holders?" Oct 4, 10 4:07 AM

Woman pleads not guilty to grand larceny and writing bad checks to East End businesses

She came out here from New York City

To steal thing to make her look pretty

Her yearning for glamour

Lands her in the slammer

Where she will receive little pity" Oct 4, 10 9:55 AM

Saks Fifth Avenue closes Southampton store this past weekend; Water Mill's Citarella also closed

or mispronounced

















" Oct 8, 10 11:17 AM

why am I reminded that October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month?" Oct 8, 10 11:53 AM

Fannie and Freddie's CEOs are each "compensated" to the tune of $4 to 6 million yearly for their *ahem* performance. Nice work if you can fund it." Oct 8, 10 12:40 PM

Parties are at odds over date of Westhampton Beach Halloween parade

Bah! Hum...oh wait, wrong holiday. Sorry, kids." Oct 19, 10 8:45 AM

Altschuler, Bishop Will Take Part In Campaign Event On Thursday

Who will be the first to test the integrity of the rope tossed to pull ourselves out of this pit we have dug ourselves into?
" Oct 20, 10 9:47 PM

I see no illegals in the pit" Oct 21, 10 1:57 AM

Raucous Meeting Focuses On Fights At Southampton High School

all caps = YELLING!" Oct 25, 10 3:12 PM

Riverside Man Dies Hours After Being Shot Outside Hampton Bays Nightclub

the blame game...too often the only game in town. RIP Carl" Nov 2, 10 9:52 AM

Bishop Appears To Win In Photo Finish; LaValle, Thiele Cruise To Victories

understatement of the day" Nov 3, 10 4:10 PM

Kara's In Westhampton Beach To Close

wow, what a bummer. I've been going there for decades. My son and daughter both worked at Bun & Burger while in high school, so I had plenty excuse to grab a beer at Kara's. An old-fashioned jukebox (no internet) and a shuffleboard were my kind of ambiance. A shot of Jack, please." Nov 6, 10 8:53 PM

Letter Suggests Synagogue Had Sights Set On Larger Religious Boundary

I'm gonna snag me some counterfeit lechis, stick them up on everything in sight, grab a beer and watch the Sabbath Follies." Nov 6, 10 9:19 PM