Bishop Leads Altschuler After Absentee Ballots Counted

seems to me expulsion would be the more serious discipline" Nov 19, 10 10:54 AM

Kabot Says District Attorney Should Be Ashamed

Charlie Rangel would walk" Nov 19, 10 11:26 AM

Southampton Town Board Adopts Amended $79.9 Million 2011 Budget

and now, this,,,,
bloomberg.com/news/2010-11-26/new-york-s-southampton-overpaid-school-districts-1-91-million-audit-says.html" Nov 26, 10 10:12 PM

Earthquake Reported Tuesday Morning Offshore Near East End

In April of this year Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazim Sadeghi said women and girls who "don't dress appropriately" spread "promiscuity in society."

"When promiscuity spreads, earthquakes increase."

We need a ban on short skirts!" Dec 2, 10 11:44 AM

Southampton Town Unveils Long Anticipated Study For Hampton Bays

My recently formed consultant firm "Consultant Consultants" would be happy to look into this atrocious behavior for a nominal consultant fee (plus expenses)" Dec 9, 10 10:56 AM

hey, check the date! 9, 10 11:12
so cool" Dec 9, 10 11:12 AM

Erosion, Not Snowfall, Is Blizzard's Main Impact In East Hampton

(delete mental image delete mental image)...damn! unresponsive" Dec 31, 10 1:27 PM

Blizzard Blankets East End; Dozens Are Still Without Power

One can not ignore the facts...the debate over global warming has resulted in a measurable increase of hot air" Dec 31, 10 2:17 PM

Jewish Center Of The Hamptons Offers Dial-In Service

Could this explain the sudden push for an eruv around Quogue, Quiogue and WHB?" Jan 9, 11 2:11 PM

Group Pushing For Religious Boundary Files Suit Against Southampton Town, Westhampton Beach And Quogue

The Flying Spaghetti Monster will, of course, demand equal time in this pole dance." Jan 14, 11 9:36 AM

All are welcome into the loving embrace of His Noodly Appendage.

R'amen" Jan 14, 11 10:15 PM

Police Investigate Shooting In Tuckahoe

"The civility of no race can be perfect whilst another race is degraded."
Ralph Waldo Emerson" Jan 19, 11 3:53 PM

Southampton Village Hopes To Relieve 'Number 1' Problem

"revenue stream",,,,please help me shake this rather disquieting mental image" Feb 18, 11 9:38 PM

Boat Submerges Off Hampton Bays, Leaks Fuel

The same Jim "Flatfish" Flaherty moored a huge houseboat at the head of Smith's Creek that sat there, unoccupied, for many years. It also sank. " Jul 16, 11 3:54 AM

Family: Sagaponack Plane Crash Pilot, Passenger On The Mend

Facing furloughs FAA fails" Jul 26, 11 11:08 AM

Southampton Village Passes Law To Keep Hedges Well Groomed

some hedges need extra "bushiness" to mask those unsightly clotheslines" Sep 14, 11 11:34 AM

Car Rolls Into Shinnecock Bay Due To Brake Problem

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porches. I must make amends." Nov 12, 11 7:15 AM

East Quogue Boy, 14, Earns Eagle Scout Honor

Hats off to young Mr. Sulzinski from a fellow Scout. And at the age of 14! wow " Dec 13, 11 5:22 PM

Contractor Claims Southampton Councilman Locked Him In Office After Worker Broke Into Home

I Phone justice...gotta love it!
At least it isn't illegal to record a councilperson in action.
Yet." Jan 13, 12 1:20 PM

Veteran News Correspondent Died In Amagansett Crash

Richard spent considerable time in my living room delivering the news. Feels like I lost a friend. RIP Richard and condolences to the family." Jan 13, 12 1:43 PM

Attorney Warns Quogue Village Not To Reject Eruv Application

An edict from the Almighty may be usurped by a mere mortal? Obviously some powerful forces at play here, with legal representation to boot. The cost of litigation would be trivial compared to the cost of recovery from a rain of fire and brimstone! " Mar 24, 12 11:33 AM

Driver Unhurt After Crashing Into Shinnecock Bay

Would I be remiss in questioning the necessity of a dive team (volunteers?) to assist in the recovery of a vehicle that is "submerged up to its doors" in a couple of feet of water, about 10 feet from the bank? Those guys look sort of silly wading around in wet suits and SCUBA gear. I can't tell from the photo if they have their flippers on, but I'll bet they do. The ambulance team should have at least posed with a colorful stretcher before leaving the scene. These photo ops don't just happen by accident! " May 31, 12 9:38 AM