Dear Taliban, We Americans don’t usually negotiate with terrorists, but things are pretty whacked out these days, so we’re willing to make a deal. We would like to offer you Biden, Harris, Blinken, and Milley, in exchange for all the Americans still in your country. Oh, and don’t forget to include our service dogs.
Please respond by September 11. Thanks. We the people.
Steve Vella
Water Mill
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