Joe Biden’s first day in the Oval Office with his entire cabinet:
Chief of staff: Sir, wake up, nap time isn’t for another three hours. Here are 17 executive orders for you to sign.
Joe Biden: Okey dokey! Work, work, work, work, work, work, work … oh, hello, boys, have a good night? I’ve missed you!
C of S: Sir, just one more bill for you to sign.
Biden: What the hell is this?
C of S: It was just sent over from Congress. It’s called the Green New Deal. It’ll keep the oceans from rising, save the polar bears, and make it illegal for cows to fart.
Biden: Holy underwear! Rising oceans! Unhappy polar bears! farting cows! Gentlemen, we gotta save our phony baloney jobs! We’ve got to do something, immediately, immediately, immediately! Harumpf!
Everyone in unison: Harumpf! Harumpf! Harumpf!
Biden: Hey, I didn’t get a “Harump!” outta that guy!
C of S: You there! Give the new president a “Harumpf!”
Steve Vella
Water Mill
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