Well, I don’t know how to go west tonight
My neighbors are in such a plight
We’re so scared to venture out on the street
And we’re wondering what traffic we’ll meet
Highway to the left of us
Hill Street to the right
Here we are, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, we’re stuck in the middle with you
And we’re wondering what it is we should do
It’s so hard to go out for an errand
If we need to go between 5 and 7
Highway to the left of us
Hill Street to the right
Here we are, stuck in the middle with you
Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see, it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to let the highway flow
’Cause all else will move so slow
Highway to the left of us
Hill Street to the right
Here we are, stuck in the middle with you
Neil Schamus
Southampton
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