In light of “Jay-O” Schneiderman’s announcement that he might take his show on the road, with dreams of venues farther than the county [“Jay Schneiderman’s Lyrics Featured in Ballad Performed on ‘The Bachelorette,’” 27east.com, October 26], I offer a song to speed him on his merry musical way. With the sincerest of apologies to the great lyricist Gus Kahn, join me in a sing-along to “It Had To Be You”:
Too good to be true!
Too good to be true!!
Schneiderman sounds … like he finally found
Something he could do.
A cliché or two, “The Bachlorette” skew,
Add a wedding or two
Some drumming by hand, a geriatric garage band:
And, it’s adieu!
Some others will run,
Oh, won’t that be fun!
Could be a toss, but “proba-ly” a better boss
That’s certainly true.
For nobody else leaves such a bill,
Back-room nods and taxes that kill.
It’s long overdue
Go back into the blue
Too good to be true!
(No encores, please!)
Frances Genevose
Southampton
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